ジョークで英語を学ぼう

2018/02/24
英語 ジョーク

ジョークで英語を学ぼうのコーナーです。

 

問題:以下の英文がそれぞれなぜおもしろいのか答えなさい。

 

(1)

Why didn't the skelton go to the party?

-It had nobady to go with.

 

(2)

How many years do I need to master English?

-You only need two ears.

 

(3)

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?

-Because her students were so bright. 

 

(4)

First woman: Men are all alike.

Second woman: Yes, men are all I like.

Hint:allを辞書で引いて代名詞としての使い方を調べてみよう。

 

(5)

Have you ever seen a catfish?

No. How does it hold the rod?

Hint: catfishとfish(動詞)を辞書で引いてみよう。

また「知覚動詞」について文法書で調べてみよう。