Why didn't the skelton go to the party?
-It had nobady to go with.
How many years do I need to master English?
-You only need two ears.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
-Because her students were so bright.
First woman: Men are all alike.
Second woman: Yes, men are all I like.
Have you ever seen a catfish?
No. How does it hold the rod?